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Student: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not!

Student: Good cause I didn't do my homework!

Sent by Mark

Why did the blonde stayed up all night studying?

She had the urine test next day.

How do you keep a Sardar busy?

Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Why does a blond dogs have lumps on their heads?

From chasing parked cars!

Sent by Ali

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on his back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who will hit the ground first?

The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

After a rather wet night the bartender asks Bruce, who's lying on the floor:

 "Would you like a chair there, mate?

" "No, I'm okay standing, thanks."

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but whatever it is, it must be bad since everyone's leaving.